Lazy

When Cody is too fucking lazy to do his own job and he asks everyone to do it for him.

Incoming text: Can you call that customer from Thursday so we can arrange to pick up a dolly. Jack said he’d pick it up. -(Because I’m too lazy playing basketball to pick up the phone.)

by Nofucks0361 March 20, 2019

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Lazy employee

Known as a Timmy Sullivan

Hey boss sorry I’m late. Are we getting off at 10 a.m today so I can take a nap by 11. Also have you seen my new hammock I installed in the not so much work van. Lazy employee

by PorkNbeans123 September 15, 2022

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New Canadian terminology that is said when a pitcher has 2 strikes on the batter. Teammates in the dugout are obligated to tell the pitcher to throw him a lazy boy. As the pitch is being delivered, the teammates say “andddddd recline” as the ball crosses the plate for strike 3. As Orthner and Coach Frank have given examples of how it is done, it is supposed to be said in a relaxing tone.

“Throw him a lazy boy!” said Orthner to the pitcher.

“Orthner what the hell does that mean?” Says a fellow teammate.
“Just watch….andddd recline”

Lazy boy/recline : a Canadian saying when the pitcher has 2 strikes on a batter

by PDUB03 September 20, 2022

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Lazy

Kylie C. Price

I'm sorry but Kylie is too lazy to get off the couch.

by Nat_Is_Your_Daddy September 27, 2021

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Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

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the laziness chirp

when a lazy black person refuses to change the batteries in their smoke alarm

*smoke alarm chirps*

White Person: Hey Jerome, your smoke alarm seems to be running low. You know they call that the laziness chirp?
Jerome: AYY MANE I AINT HEAR SHIT MANE

by americousin November 28, 2023

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