sausage jockey

someon who rides cock
(tim wicks)also see bonesmoker

tim wicks is a sausage jockey

by i hate tim May 19, 2003

jocking

To vy for, try and take

"Nathan was the team's star player, but when Lucas arrived he began to think Lucas was jocking for his place as point-guard."

"Sue was jocking for a turn on the computer, and so were both her brothers - they always fought over it."

by .Louieeee May 6, 2009

desk jockey

Someone whose primary means of employment involves a desk.
This can be anything from someone who is just above cubicles to a receptionist to a glorified receptionist.
This person is usually ridiculous on their own accord.
Desk jockeys are often found in the tourism industry.

The twins got jobs as desk jockeys at an RV rental place, so they explain rental contracts in both of Canada's national languages.

by Kag May 27, 2006

knob Jockey

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

by david April 5, 2004

nozzle jockey

a bartender or person that operates the keg at a party

Hey nozzle jockey, pour mr another beer.

by riglertke April 6, 2010

carpet jockey

A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.

Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.

by REASON AND LOGIC August 25, 2006

camel jockey

Typically of the Muslim descent, but recently it has been found that all Middle-Eastern people are camel jockeys. They are known to wear turbans and shitty ass robes, also many have poor hi-gene due to the fact of limited resources and very little money. They also enjoy harassing other countries by committing glorious suicide for their bull shit religion.

Camel jockey

by secguy June 28, 2010