Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

Ligma Johnson

A way of saying lick my penis - Ligma (lick my) Johnson (Johnson aka penis)

I am Rahul Ligma, this is Daniel Johnson. CNBC: "Story of Ligma Johnson. "

by Rahul Ligma October 29, 2022

a Jill job

This is a stereotypical female unskilled entry level job such as cashier, waitress, clerk.

Susan just got a Jill job down at the truck stop.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Dementia Joe

Joe Biden clearly suffers from early stage dementia. He is an empty suit, puffed up by left wing anarchists. Dementia Joe, aka Bejing Biden, Hidin' Biden, The Joe with the Ho.

Dementia Joe had another senior moment today. He forgot where he was and told the crowd they know where he is.

by Ramseyprice69 October 17, 2020

joe mazzello

The owner of Cardboard Ben Hardy,
He has a on and off relationship with both Ben Hardy and Cardboard Ben.

He plays John Richard Deacon in the movie Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, he also did a routine of the #BABdance - more information on his Instagram.

Person: “Who is Joe Mazzello?”
Me: “The greatest most dad man on earth other than Gwilym Lee and Dr Brian May.”

by pleasesircanihavesomemore January 2, 2019

John Duane

anus

How am I supposed to pull that kind of money out of my John Duane?
He's got a stick up his John Duane.

by wheyprotein December 20, 2013

Joyce

Oh my lord, if u know someone shamed Joyce, your really lucky! Because Joyce is truly trustworthy, pretty, nice, helpful, caring, and funny. She'll always stand by your side no matter what! Joyce can be a really great girlfiend, since she'll protect you, care for you, and love you like your the last person on Earth! Joyce can be shy if you just met her, but if u two become friends, you'll see her wild side, she's really cray-cray/crazy!!! And that's what I like about her! And if you make her mad.... Oh dear, she'll rip your head off (she's not gonna really rip your head off, she's just gonna be mad at you). But mostly, she'll forgive you and move on. But she'll never forget what the bad things you did to her.

I liked Joyce ever since I met her, she's a really nice friend. And the best one you'll ever have!

by YourBestestFriend2004 November 30, 2016