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jason derulo 

1) a black r&b singer who tries too hard to be Michael Jackson (Seriously, have you seen him! He's always wearing one white glove and a red leather jacket. Also the way he dances and the random "UHHS" and "HIHIES" in his songs) His songs are also mostly him just singing over other peoples music (Bittersweet Symphony, Hide and Seek)
2) something you say when your tired of sitting around saying nothing with friends.For the full affect, you have to say it like he does is the beginning of "In My Head" (JAY-SSSON DAA-ROU-LOWW)
1)Amy: My gawd, did you see Jason Derulo's new music video? It's him singing over Single Ladies wearing a fedora hat!
Brad: No, but I heard that in his next one, he's going to turn into a werewolf and him and an angry crowd of musically capable zombies chase his girlfriend and then stop in the middle of the street and preform a perfectly choreographed dance.
Amy: Wow really? That sounds like the kind of thing that will redefine music videos forever!

2)*silence*
Phil: JAY-SSSSON DAA-ROU-LOOWWW!
Hannah: Phil you would...
jason derulo by aswizzle October 22, 2010
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Jason Kidd 

Jason Kidd looks white but he is actually half black, half white. His father is black and his mother is white. He used to play for the Phoenix Suns, now he plays for the New Jersey Nets.
I don't even like sports.
Jason Kidd by jpj March 25, 2004

jason voorhees

jason is a lonely sap that cant make friends cause of his deformed face

Jason Cruz 

proper noun: The lead singer and lyricist for SoCal punk/metal band Strung Out. Cruz is also a talented visual artist in his own right.
"If you love Jason Cruz so much, why don't you just marry him?"
"I just may!"
Jason Cruz by teh editrix June 11, 2006

Jason Trout 

Nice blue eyes, good body ;) over achiever, smartest kid you'll ever meet, means well, kind hearted, a big sweet heart, blonde! :p loves diving and doing flippies! and a sexy mother fucker ;)
I seen him, and all I could say was "damn! He's a Jason Trout!"
Jason Trout by Kayla Gacht December 8, 2010

Jason Moore 

A beverage which consists of 1/2 lemonade and 1/2 Sprite.

The taste is described as similar to a "half-carbonated lemonade."
*Snaps fingers*

Pardon me, Waiter, but could you please bring me a Jason Moore. Thanks.
Jason Moore by JasonMooreNo1Fan September 21, 2016

Jason Pike

Noun: A person who avoids work or effort
Man you are such a Jason Pike
Jason Pike by Bob Flanagan September 29, 2013