shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out

Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk

by Prydab March 23, 2023

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Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

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Inside out closet

Someone who acts very gay but I’m reality is straight

He acted like an inside out closet after making out with another man.

by Your dad loves me January 27, 2023

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closet picker

a person who is ashamed of accepting the fact that they do pick their noses.

Natalie: Do you pick your nose?
Asian: no..
Natalie: YOU LIAR!
Asian: ???
Natalie: CLOSET PICKER!

by newhartmiddleschool November 22, 2011

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Closet Neo-Nazi

A person who is secretly a neo-nazi who perfectly blends with apolitical people or anyone. They use burner accounts to troll SJWs and anyone they oppose.

How do you identify a Closet Neo-Nazi? Ironic memes and shitposts. (May not be guaranteed)

by Ronald Lee November 6, 2023

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