closet karen

A person that acts like a karen in private areas or does things passive aggressively to get their way instead of being full on in public
“that lady gave me an angry look when i said i supported the protests
“in public she acts perfectly fine but in private she’s such a closet karen about how i am
by the_medium_waffle September 09, 2020
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closet cock

Someone who portrays false humility when in actuality, they are extremely cocky
“Linda you sang great!”
“No it was horrible, I’m alright, it was just a side stage gig, thanks though
“Don’t be such a closet cock Linda I saw you hog the mic at sound check belting and screaming, showing off for no reason”
by Pseudos January 03, 2019
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Closet Hotel

A hotel where a couple goes to swing or have sex with others
“Yo my wife wants to go to the closet hotel to get plowed you wanna join?”
by FareallyZather February 09, 2023
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Moldy closet

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!
by CircleJ September 27, 2023
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Moldy closet

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!
by CircleJ September 27, 2023
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Moldy closet

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
by CircleJ September 27, 2023
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tight closet

A girl/guy who is an adult (over 18) and is still inside the closet. Since she/he is an adult and grew up in the closet it has become too tight with little room
that girl has a tight closet
by Marty I’m scared February 14, 2019
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