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Gentleman of the Hood

The polite way of referring to a English chav. Commonly seen in use near effete public schools, and near Oxford, it often elicits feelings of confusion in the said Gentleman of the Hood.

chav public school
I say, here comes a gentleman of the hood!
by Crimson Nightflame November 28, 2015
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Hood friends

Someone who is your friend and anywhere from the hood
by Rawr the bear May 7, 2018
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Hood Polyandry

Women having multiple baby daddies.
Ladies practicing Hood Polyandry get judged more harshly than Hood Polygamists.
by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016
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Hood buzz

When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical.

Common signs of Hood Buzz:
saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc.
1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.

2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club.

Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby"
by BigBallzDudley July 10, 2011
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hood cut

A hairstyle that is appropriate when you originate from the hood.
Hoodlum 1: Hey man nice hood cut!
Hoodlum 2: Thanks, I cut it myself.
Hoodlum 1: Staying true to your roots I see.
Hoodlum 2: Word.
by PiggyB February 25, 2020
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Hooded One

'He be such a Hooded One'
by AlbertKahnstein June 24, 2018
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Hood Beast

(ADJ.) A girl that has vulgar dialect and horrible behavior. One that likes to take her aggressions out on all around her in a rude fashion.
That Hood Beast just kicked a dent into my door!
by Norbcat November 10, 2009
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