The Choke Hold

When you get a chubby in public and have to tuck it under your waistband or belt to conceal it.

Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.

by anonymous January 21, 2025

holding up a 0

holding up a 0 means you like grown men.

“oh he is holding up a 0, he most like grown men”

by Kkkuuutttyyy June 20, 2022

"Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold

What you do to remindingly indicate to someone dat you're patiently waiting for him to tell you an answer, finish up with something, etc.

You hafta be careful about employing da "Jeopardy!" theme humming-on-hold technique to gently pressure someone to get his a** in gear and be forthcoming with whatever action he's supposed to be doing for you --- some people really enjoy said catchy tune, and so your melodiously warbling it might actually SLOW HIM DOWN because he loves listening to it so much; heck, you might even PUT HIM TO SLEEP if you softly vocalize said soothing melody for too long a time! :P

by QuacksO January 13, 2024

Beast Hold

That nappy-headed feeling you get from smokin' good beasters.

I was about to mail the rent check but I've been stuck in a beast hold.

by Sum Hai Guy October 21, 2010

hold soundtrack

The music played over the phone when on hold.

iPad gets dropped and smashes tonight so we call Apple and on Apple's hold soundtrack is Bob Marley singing 'don't worry, about a thing, 'cuz every little thing's gonna be alright'.

by DCofTO December 15, 2013

SHINESTAR HOLDINGS GROUP

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Shinestar Holdings Group ,based in China and serving worldwide, is a large steel products enterprise delicated to provide high-quality steel products and service . Our business covers from steel products manufacturing, processing, stocking, marketing and logistics to material procurement and management for global projects. Besides the production of high-end steel products, Shinestar, with extensive industry experience, provides technical support and solutions for different projects. Meanwhile Shinestar provides the integrated service including the risk control, cost control, warehouse management, and efficient scheduling for customers. In the future, Shinestar will continue to work with global energy companies, petroleum companies and construction companies, providing one-stop procurement services for worldwide projects to ensure that customers purchase the high-quality& cost-effective steel products and relavant products and service.www.bestartubes.com

by Shinestarhg July 29, 2019

Hold a Dick

A situation in which a woman or girl continues seeing her male partner strictly for sex.

Without knowing anything about the handsome stranger, Stacey wondered if he was perhaps her next Hold a Dick.

by James Cardinal October 17, 2020