Carling-in-hand

The natural state of British patriots. While in this state, this person may complain about the ‘floods of foreners’ or ‘halal muck’. In Greek mythology those with Carling-In-Hand were viewed to be among the divine and most honourable.

Absolutely fumin’. Just opened the back door Carling-in-hand to see Tom, John, Bill & Daz sitting in a circle laughing. Asked what they were doing n they said they were playin ‘Chinese whispers’. Can’t believe it. Not avin’ Ming Lee double agents anywhere near the trampoline. Called up the wife and we’re avin’ them aborted..... thank Theresa!

by MakeBritenGoodYeah March 9, 2018

hand jiggy

The act of jiggling the hand on your pork sword to achieve climax. In other words to masturbate.

*Yo Andreas, you fancy a game of CS:GO?"
"Na Jay, I'm going for a hand jiggy"

by CA5Taway May 19, 2016

best hands

pretty

fucking

awesome

Me and Mike are best hands.

kinda like best friends but a hiccup in sentence structure.

by joeschmo14023 June 14, 2009

Can Hand

The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.

Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.

by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010

Hand Hat

Unknown origin. Word fortold by the chosen one Gbef. If anyone were to say it at a party where alcohol is being consumed, he will be the next Jesus Christ.

DO ME THE HAND HAT.

WHERE IS DO ME THE HAND HAT.

by arflock gebefkov September 6, 2011

Slappy Hands

A sticky gooey hand that has fingernails and gooey tails that you can fling and stick to things. Found at arcades for 30 tickets. Get 'em while they're sticky.

IMMA HIT YA WITH MY SLAPPY HANDS!!!! YOU BETTER RUN!!

by HolePunchers101 January 16, 2011

Left Hand

Left hand is when you ask your bf/gf left or right. If they say left, you owe them a kiss if they say right they get a hug. But you can change up the hands after awhile and make Left hand a hug, flowers and right hand could be a kiss, buying them something.

Jakob- “left or right”
Debb- “Left”
Left hand would be hug now Jakob has to hug Debb

by Kodoa June 21, 2022