Dr Google

A "Doctor" who largely reduced the prestige of licensed medical professionals in the intelligent public's mind between 1998 and 2009.

"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."

You're 38 years old and you have an IQ over 140. You don't have a medical license or attempt to provide medical treatment to others. You do, however, consult "Dr Google" for your own medical needs on a regular basis and have had a long, successful "Doctor"-patient relationship with 'him.' In recent years, you feel inclined to send "Dr Google" the "thank you" gifts that you used to send to real physicians.

by HonkusSeized May 1, 2009

Google Chrome

Google's trash wannabe browser trying to attract noobs to use them

Google chrome sucks, worst browser ever

by ticalc June 16, 2009

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.

Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).

by rperazag August 11, 2010

Dr Google

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Dr Google is the professional advice you defer to when performing online searches for information using the google search engine. Dr Google knows all.

Example 1:

Rachel: What's the difference between curling your tongue and clamshelling your tongue?
Mike: Dunno! Let me ask Dr Google...


Example 2:

Mike: 10mm is a bit thick for climbing rope...
Rachel: 10 mm is <1/2"
Mike: 10mm is 1/2.5"
Rachel: 10 millimeters = 0.393700787 inches according to Dr Google.

by Pi_Junglecat April 27, 2009

google-jutsu

The ability to find anything on Google by using a series of esoteric and convoluted search parameters.

"Last night I tried to download Godspeed You! Black Emperor; little bit of google-jutsu and I found it in no time."

"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php

by omnomnomnom February 1, 2009

Google or type a URL

Google told me to "Search Google or type a URL, and im smart, so i decided not to make this word "Search Google or type a URL... Oh no... if someone tells u to search something, u dont put the word search in front of it? so why do it now?

Hey Jimmy, search google or type a URL for me plz.

by MyPse April 23, 2019

Google twin

The person that you find when you search for your own full name on Google.

Bob: I just Googled my name and found out that there is another person with MY name stealing MY limelight.

Joe: What you gonna do about your Google twin?.

Bob: I'm gonna h4x0r teh site

Joe: Ok then...

by ThePrimeMinister March 25, 2007