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pre-google

pre-google, before google.
pre-google earth era
pre-Google Earth and post-Google Earth era
pre-google earth era
post-Google Earth era
by hackerrazzi February 14, 2012
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Google Fucktard

Someone who Google's random information that usually requires a long haul in the education department. They hold the traits of being self-righteous, full of themselves sometimes, and have unrealistic objectives.

A Google Fucktard may (or will) Google things such as the mass of an element on the periodic table, to things like "how fast does an object fall that weighs 200 pounds from a height of 1000ft"?

Google Fucktards usually think they are smarter than you, and usually end their fallacious arguments with "That's right, I'm smarter than you!". They think they are smarter than you because they have the god power of Google to answer their useless fucking knowledge
Person 1: "You should know that there are different levels of Assault charges and you could go to prison since you are a legal adult"

Person 2: "Actually, according to Wikipedia, the charges vary on the infliction of assault on someone. That's right I'm smarter than you"

Person 3: "Yes but there are different variations of Assault. If you punch somebody several times that is attempting to cause bodily harm"

Person 2: "Oh yeh well what's the atomic mass of Plutonium? 244! That's right I'm smarter than you!"

Person 1: "Oh my god what a Google Fucktard"
by I'm smarter than all of you!!! October 13, 2011
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sub-google

Dood, this site is weird.. ive never heard of it! its sub-google even!
by illbot July 2, 2005
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Google-Fying

The process in which you lick your partner’s ear and slowly whisper

“Goodbye endless spam calls. Hello to a phone plan with built in spam blocking. See you later, networks that are unsafe. Hello built in VPN, now the networks I join are private. Goodbye hackers and trackers finding my personal information. Hello to a phone plan that keeps me safe and secure. Goodbye everything you can't”
Let’s skip foreplay and start google-fying.
by The Silliest of Men November 30, 2021
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google copyer

A google copyer is as smart as google. That person is very VERY pretty. And whenever someone says that to you, they mean that your the hottest, smartest person they have ever met.
You: “Oh wow your such a google copyer!”

Me: “Thanks!”
by Ava. August 31, 2021
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shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.
John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...
by scoobylou May 28, 2013
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Rage Googling

Rage Googling happens when you are so peeved at something that you start googling to see if there is anyone else out there as peeved as you are…
Rage Googling: to get mad and google to see if other people are mad at the same thing you are

I’m about to Rage Google why IKEA chairs don’t roll when you want them too!
by _SleepyCat_ June 23, 2022
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