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i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches
Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches
by Dray98411 September 16, 2022
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Need a girlfriend blues

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(
by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020
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The semi professional girlfriend is the often visually pleasing partner of (in this particular example) a dj.
What this actually means is that they commit sex acts on at least one dj on the same line up at a time before then controlling everything besides the mixer in the dj booth such as fan access and how long fans may look at the dj before getting a filthy look from semi pro girlfriend and waves of spunky energy.
These girlfriends collect dj sperm and proceed to later cough it up and make trophies from it at a later date whilst telling everyone at the afters how some well known name in the dj world is their boyfriend.
In terms of professionalism these girlfriends usually get paid in drink, drugs, backstage passes and superstar sperm only.
A semi professional girlfriend is similar to a WAG in the world of football and often displays a superficial experience.
"Dudeeee she is fit" "Na mate that's a Semi Professional Girlfriend - can you not sense the self importance vibe radiating off her or smell of perfume and semen?"
by Bad Puppy December 19, 2019
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harry styles' girlfriend

harry styles' current and all time girlfriend is known as user HARRYPOSITIONS on twitter!
hey whos @HARRYPOSITIONS ?

oh thats harry styles' girlfriend!
by 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY October 20, 2020
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Mid-Week Girlfriend

A girl that you only hang out with during the week because the weekends are too busy with parties.
Ya bro I totally hooked up with that chick last night because my girl is only a mid-week girlfriend
by Mighty Arrow April 17, 2010
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Bang Manti Teo's Girlfriend

I'm so horny I'm going to have to bang manti teo's girlfriend before i can go to sleep.
by wooderson34 January 17, 2013
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Kiss your girlfriend day

by Josh Rivera October 24, 2019
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