bad friend

a friend who ditches you for their girlfriend or boyfriend after 14 years of friendship.

you are a bad friend because you ditched me.

bad friend by illuminateureyes June 11, 2006

fair-weather friend 

a psuedo friend. One who pretneds to be your friend when things are good. Leaves when things go astray or are not quite like they think they should be.

Lucy was only a fair-weather friend.

fair-weather friend by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

facebook friend

someone you met and know in real life, but contact is confined to facebook for reasons other than distance.

1. when susi broke up with joe, they agreed they would remain friends. but susi didn't actually want to see joe in person, so now they're just facebook friends.

2. you know ted, my facebook friend? funny guy. he's always working though, so we never see him around.

facebook friend by thust July 27, 2008

Bestest friend 

Kind of like your best friend, except better. The superlative form of the term best friend. Opposite to worstest.

Dylan and Autumn are bestest friends.

Kim is Lea's bestest friend.

Ron wants to be a bestest friend.

Bestest friend by autie =) May 6, 2009

Best Friend Goals 

When someone, of lesser importants, gets jealous easily because two people are Best Friends. In order to achieve the title of, "best friend goals," you must have a best friend that goes to your house like every weekend, practically lives there, to only take naps on your couch. You also must have a small group of haters that wishes they have a good of a best friend relationship.

"Rachel and Ashlyn are always hanging out with each other," -person
"Ugh, they are best friend goals, I hate them," -Hater

Best Friend Goals by Mini Mint Oreos February 27, 2015

guy friend 

Guy that you like and flirt with, also good for hugs and candy, and beating the crap out of your x.
also potential boy friend or boy toy.

Ria:Hey Nick, Bill pissed me off today.
Nick:where's the fucker.
*10 min later*
Nick: he is in the hospital, have some candy. *hug*

guy friend by bubbles the dominatrix June 1, 2005

Facebook Friend

A person who claims to be your friend on facebook, but doesn't notice or speak to you in real life.

Matt - That girl Jessica added me as a friend last night, and we talked a lot about random crap, but in class she didn't even notice me.

Jeff - Probably because she's just your Facebook friend

Matt - Forever alone

Facebook Friend by Im-Forever-Alone January 6, 2012