fair-weather friend

a psuedo friend. One who pretneds to be your friend when things are good. Leaves when things go astray or are not quite like they think they should be.
by dardardar69 October 26, 2003
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cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.
after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.
by dardardar69 October 26, 2003
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