A town in south-western Ohio, just outside of Dayton. Progressively becoming a worse slum than it already is, known for slutty girls, an abundance of drug dealers (few making real money), drugs of course, knockout artists, the worst cops, and a lack of anything to do besides get drunk or do drugs.
Possibly the most boring yet intriguing town ever. Boring with nothing to do, yet intriguing because of the mixture of people in it, you could write a best selling book about fairborn, it has characters.
Not completely trashy, its a mixture of suburbs and low income housing. People from fairborn can usually beat the shit out of people from surrounding cities example:(beavercreek) and others.
You're best bet is to get out of Fairborn before you start selling pointless amounts of weed, get pregnant, get a dui, or go to jail.
Possibly the most boring yet intriguing town ever. Boring with nothing to do, yet intriguing because of the mixture of people in it, you could write a best selling book about fairborn, it has characters.
Not completely trashy, its a mixture of suburbs and low income housing. People from fairborn can usually beat the shit out of people from surrounding cities example:(beavercreek) and others.
You're best bet is to get out of Fairborn before you start selling pointless amounts of weed, get pregnant, get a dui, or go to jail.
young man: Man i couldnt find any weed so my girl said she knew someone in fairborn with some, so i went, i ended up partying with all of these low level dope boys and random cool dudes, ate a xanax got drunk and wound up in jail for a dui, my girl got fucked, and i think i got knocked out.
by i spit hot fire April 30, 2009
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Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!
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A magical being, of which there are thousands. They fly around and use their powers to make unlikely sex situations happen. It's up for debate as to whether or not these creatures work for the greater good. For example, sex faries will have made it possible for the school geek to sleep with the school stud. Excellent for the reputation of the geek, but total social disaster for the stud.
Sex faries work better in situations where copious alcohol is applied to all parties, or when a high degree of lust renders the targets unable to function correctly. (Sex faries can be prayed to if desperate, and are more likely to exist than God)
Sex faries work better in situations where copious alcohol is applied to all parties, or when a high degree of lust renders the targets unable to function correctly. (Sex faries can be prayed to if desperate, and are more likely to exist than God)
-"Hey Steve, I hear you slept with Tina. What possessed you?"
-"There must have been some bloody sex faries in the air. I will never live this down"
-"Oh Magical Sex Fairy, please please PLEASE let me have one night with Danny, and I'll never ask for anything again, I swear!"
-"There must have been some bloody sex faries in the air. I will never live this down"
-"Oh Magical Sex Fairy, please please PLEASE let me have one night with Danny, and I'll never ask for anything again, I swear!"
by MagickDio February 24, 2010
Get the Sex Fairy mug.noun: One who goes an innumerable number of days without his or her (his) skin being touched by water or any form of sanitary liquid.
Verb: To Fairservice, Fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.
Verb: To Fairservice, Fairservicing: to survive solely on a diet of coca-cola and self-pity for weeks on end.
"Wow, what the hell was that, it smells gross"
"I dunno, I saw some homeless guy walk by"
"Nah I heard Martin was in town"
"What a Fairservice"
Jim: Hey, what are you doing with your life man
Jeff: I'm totally bummed out, so I've been fairservicing.
Jim: Why, what happened?
Jeff:Dude, Laura dumped me man, she took the kids.
Jim: I'm sorry man but that doesn't give you the right to help yourself to my ativan
Jeff: Well I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Belinda!
Jim: You fucked my daughter?!
"I dunno, I saw some homeless guy walk by"
"Nah I heard Martin was in town"
"What a Fairservice"
Jim: Hey, what are you doing with your life man
Jeff: I'm totally bummed out, so I've been fairservicing.
Jim: Why, what happened?
Jeff:Dude, Laura dumped me man, she took the kids.
Jim: I'm sorry man but that doesn't give you the right to help yourself to my ativan
Jeff: Well I don't feel so bad about sleeping with Belinda!
Jim: You fucked my daughter?!
by TheKellster539 January 10, 2009
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Get the Fairy Wench mug.The FairTax was created by first asking the American people what they wanted out of a tax system, and then having a team of respected economists design a tax system that met those demands. The FairTax replaces the income tax and all other federal taxes with a national consumption tax. The FairTax is levied only once, at the point of purchase on new goods and services. The simplicity of the FairTax frees Americans from our current overwhelming tax code and unshackles the U.S. economy.
The FairTax:
* Abolishes the IRS
* Closes all tax loopholes and brings fairness to taxation
* Maintains current Soc. Sec. and Medicare benefits
* Brings transparency and accountability to tax policy
* Allows American products to compete fairly
* Reimburses the tax on purchases of basic necessities
* Enables retirees to keep their entire pension
* Enables workers to keep their entire paycheck
The FairTax:
* Abolishes the IRS
* Closes all tax loopholes and brings fairness to taxation
* Maintains current Soc. Sec. and Medicare benefits
* Brings transparency and accountability to tax policy
* Allows American products to compete fairly
* Reimburses the tax on purchases of basic necessities
* Enables retirees to keep their entire pension
* Enables workers to keep their entire paycheck
Neal: "Hey John, how much do you make?"
John: "About $3000 a month."
Neal: "How much do you make before taxes?"
John: "I have no idea, but I'd like to get it all."
Neal: "If the FairTax bill passes you can keep your whole paycheck and choose what you want to give to the goverment."
John: "That's awesome!"
John: "About $3000 a month."
Neal: "How much do you make before taxes?"
John: "I have no idea, but I'd like to get it all."
Neal: "If the FairTax bill passes you can keep your whole paycheck and choose what you want to give to the goverment."
John: "That's awesome!"
by J Whetz August 17, 2006
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