face abuse

When :) someone =) uses ^_^ too :-) many :-D smiley =D faces :D in ^^ one ^_____^ sentence. :(

See above.

by homosexual April 20, 2003

nu-metal face

To do the Nu-Metal Face:
1) PLace your clenched fists against the sides of your head, pressing in on your temples.
2) Contort your mouth and eyes in the way that you might if you were passing a really big shit
3) Rock back and forth slightly.
4) Scream "Noooo! I won't tidy my rooooom!!!" at the top of your pre-pubescent voice.
5) Repeat as necessary, occasionally pulling up the top of your Linkin Park hoodie for effect.

"You just don't understand me!!! I won't do my Homeworrrrkkkk!!!!"

by Stooo March 21, 2003

fuck your face

A branch off of your face in which any and all insults can be answered with Fuck Your Face. Its more potent and final than just saying your face.

As a put off:
1. Hey lets go get a cheeseburger.
2. Fuck your face.

As an insult:
1. Fuck you.
2. Fuck your face.

As a comeback:
1. You're a fucking asshole.
2. Your asshole fucks your face.

by xlrs April 10, 2010

lard face

A white person's fat face.

"Shut up you lard face."

by MrWhitie February 25, 2010

facebo effect

feeling better in the mistaken belief that facebook friends are exactly the same as real life friends. Similar in meaning and pronunciation to placebo effect.

Olya: "What are you talking about? I have heaps of friends! Being home alone every Saturday night gives me a chance to catch up with them on facebook."

Charles: "OMG, you are clearly suffering from the facebo effect".

by Thinkerman78 December 4, 2009

beat my face

The act of wearing a lot of nicely done makeup.

Basically caking your face.

Anna: why are you taking so long to get ready

Vicky: because I have to beat my face

by ViLynn January 28, 2016

Ass face

A multipurpose insult (Note: the person in question's face may bear no resemblence to an ass)

Carol was being such an ass face today.

by tankedinatutu April 13, 2006