Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli

Eli is usually a loud and funny guy. Pretends to be dumb most of the time but is actually pretty smart. He gets along with most of the people around him and people usually like to be around him also. They usually associate his name with the phrase G.O.A.T. As of now he’s staying on the east coast living in the DMV. He’ll be posting this on his Instagram story with a sticker saying “Show us your name in Urban Dictionary🤥⭐️” So go follow him on tiktok @shelikeseli

Yooo that guy Michael Jordan is acting like an Eli right now not even capping.

by JahDixit November 24, 2021

Eli

Likes Russian/Lithuanians

Eli has a crush on a Lithuanian

by z1box November 22, 2021

Eli

He's the nicest and most caring person you'll ever meet. He will drop everything for you, whenever you want to talk, when you want to cry, or you just wanna chill in silence. He has the most beautiful eyes and a perfect smile that will light up your day. He's the person you go to when you need advice. He will give you the best hugs and will make you feel so safe. You'll only have to know him for a little bit to know that he's a keeper. He's typically your favorite person and the one you want to do everything with. When you lay eyes on him, your entire world shifts. His features are so perfect and go along with each other so beautifully. He's the guy you never want to lose. He's funny, and is super sarcastic. He's the person you want to be with 24/7/365. He changes your perspective on the world and brightens your mindset. He makes you smile, and laugh until your head hurts. He'll take care of you when your sick and he'll make sure you're okay before he is. Eli is the most amazing person you'll encounter in a lifetime. He's the guy, that even if y'all don't talk anymore, he's still in your mine and you wont forget about him. The memories you make with Eli are the one you don't ever want to forget. Treat your Eli like royalty. He's been through a lot, he deserves everything and more. He's worth your time. He's worth more then towers of gold. Don't ever lose your Eli, you'll regret it.

" You look so happy with that guy! "

" That's my Eli <3 "

by carebears@1234 May 3, 2024

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Elis

This is the type of guy who buys two Doritos bags at the same time. He also likes to show all of his mobile games are talk about strategy’s for them. He doesn’t go to school very often. He’s the guy who farms girls on Snapchat. He wears roadmen style but he can’t shank man up.

Oscar- I’m very hungry
Vincent- let’s just go to Elis and eat there he can’t stop us.

Viggo- what a good idea
Elis- Amandela grabbar what the hell

by AmandelaViggo November 25, 2021

Eli

Eli is very kind, thoughtful and funny but when he says “I love you” he really dose. When you become friends with Eli you will never not be friends with him he is very hard to lose as a friend and Eli also can have a temper most of the time when you make him mad and if he is mad don’t push him past mad and make his temper snap and kill someone but Eli also can hide his sadness under a smile and he can feel a lot of pain sometimes because he is broken but he can be happy and not sad too

Eli funny sad mad etc.

by Mr.whatshisface6643 December 28, 2020