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dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).
Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
by D00M2099 October 18, 2018
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dong schnopler

Someone who likes to Schnopel Dongs.
Did you see Karen? She’s such a Dong Schnopler.
by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018
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My brothers dongin again
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Dayong

IM DAYONG

add me on Instagram @666_psycho.queen
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Dong

an abbreviation of "oh" and "dang"

used when something is so shocking; you can't even say "Oh dang", but you must say "Dong" out of pure shock

If the Dong is nice and long, it must be SUPER shocking
Friend: You man did you hear that Bernny Sinner is a god damn commie?

You: Dong.
by GrepMaker May 23, 2019
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dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk
Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!
by Xaime June 3, 2019
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Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.
Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.
by armchair_hero April 23, 2019
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