donkey photo

An activity commmon in prison,where an inmate poses of in the nude,usually showing his bare ass even with the cheeks parted so another inmate can take in the view,whilst pleasuring himself.No physical contact is allowed.Hence the photo connotation.

one inmate to another,"i'll give you half a cigarette if you give me a "donkey photo"."

by RSookram December 14, 2008

Donkey Pie

A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.

Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.

Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."

Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."

by ploud21 December 12, 2010

Woody Style Donkey Sex

The act of defiling a donkey whilst a master indian craftsman preserves the moment for eternity in stone, purely for religious reasons.

Don't worry, it's not Woody style donkey sex!?

by The Woodman July 16, 2008

Donkey Dook

A good fuck
aka
to be dicked down with a magnum sized penis

Robert went to Sally's house bent her over and gave her the donkey dook. She took it like a champ

by Kristin2525 January 14, 2008

Donkey Jaden

Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.

Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.

by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010

donkey chode

The chode of a donkey, can be a noun or a verb, a term given to someone you dislike or an action that you don't like. Can be used to describe a penis of a donkey that is wider then it is long.

God, Barbara Streisand is such a donkey chode. I know she just loves donkey chodes in her mouth

He was donkey choding around when he got donkey raped by 1.78354 million giant donkey chodes

Dude you have a donkey chode nasty

by Donkey chode February 20, 2011

donket

A donkey-like creature with freckles on it's face and nose and sharp, spiked horns on it's head to kill the dogs that they use for dinner

look at that creature!
oh yeah, it has horns and really cute freckles...must be a donket!
so it is! i've studied them for nine years now, i have a degree on them and everything

by ilovedonkets February 27, 2011