Douchebag Effect

Aptly describes the multiplication of Douchebags at a party your hosting. This exponential reproduction usually takes place via txt message or phone call.

Your party begins with 70 people you know and ends with 300 you don't.

Things that are often broken or defaced by those caught up in the douchebag effect include but are not limited to:

Broken Stairs
Broken Floors
Broken Fridges
Broken Windows
Broken Couches
Broken Tables
Broken Speakers
Blood on the walls
Towels used as Toilet Paper
Walls spray painted on
Windows tagged
Stolen Laptops
Stolen Ipods
Stolen Booze
The playing cards you were using to play drinking games with said douchebags in an attempt to make it somewhat enjoyable....... stolen.
Beds peed on
Fire hydrants broken and parts tossed onto your roof.

Nathan: "Hey Tom you recognize any of these 150 people in our living room?"
Tom: "Nope."
Ryan: "They stole my beer and broke our fridge."
Nathan: "Friggin douchebag effect."

by TheFormer360Boyz April 7, 2009

Douchebag Face

A name that is used to refer to someone who is beyond any name you can think of. Has the whole 'Douchebag' concept to them and then some. Short and sweet, and covers all areas that you can't quiet find that right word to say about this person.

For short references you can usedbf. You can use it as freely as you want in front of this douchebag face and they will never know.

So I know this guy, and he's the biggest DBF ever.

You're such a douchebag face.

What a douchebag face!

Brenna: I can't stand him, he thinks he's God's gift to earth...

Steph:...when he really is only a douchebag face. It's okay.

by Stephaknee August 1, 2009

douchebag

1) A guy who is full of themselves. An egotist.

2)A party crasher or anyoune else who comes along to spoil a mood.

Hollywood is full of douchebags

by Miskatonic Jack 2 June 28, 2010

Douche Bar

1. A drinking establishment largely populated by male and female suit-wearing lawyers and bankers after work (douche bags).

2. The local fond nickname given to South of Temperance, an outdoor patio bar flanked by corporate skyscrapers in downtown Toronto, Canada.

It's super nice out today. Should we head over to the Douche Bar after work?

by T.O. Dranks August 2, 2011

Sport Douche

Anyone who thinks that Gatorade ar any other "sports drink" can make them perform better.

"this powerade really makes me stronger"

dude, you're such a "Sport Douche"

by Roids of Melbourne October 13, 2009

douche weasel

1. (n)-Any person who has gone beyond epitomizing the derogatory title of "Douche Bag." These can be found traveling in packs (very seldom will a DW survive without the group) in nearly every major city around the world. Usually marked by too much hair gel, sunglasses after dark, and excessively brightly colored shirts.
2. (n)-Anyone you hate.

Dude, I'm tired of this homework. Shakespeare was such a douche weasel!

by Greg B! November 5, 2007

douche bag

Douche Bag
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A person that is a total moron and doesn't think before he/she speaks or acts.
3. One with an undescribeable idiocy, hence stupidity, poor idea of what's cool, possibly an arrogance about them.
4. One with an intolerable personality.
5. Personified by a Troll named Eniquity, that constantly trolls Darkpear forums, random smack talking emo n00b, filled with a false sense of self worth

Dude don't be like Eniquity, you emo douche bag.

by Anirowned December 28, 2005