Dinch

Having someone squeeze your nipples using their asshole. Double dinches can only be done by somebody with a vagina.

I got this hooker last night, and she was so drunk she gave me a blumpkin and let me dinch the shit outta her!

by DinchMaster June 22, 2009

ditchpig

An overweight, obnoxious chick. It could be a dude too, if he looks like a chick. The ones you just want to ditch.

Ditchpig: "Omg, as if you didn't invite me to the party!!"
Popular Girl: "It's not my fault you're a ditchpig. Fugly ho."

by crunkcakes May 3, 2010

Dinch

a general word to fire at someone when they are being very crap/horrible. It's meanings range from whore to idiot

"yea well I shagged both of them repeatedly for good measure, i'm also HIV positive."
"Omg you're a massive dinch."

by 87fbcowq August 29, 2006

dinch

Didn't, did not

Dinch you go to Harvard?

by Buzz Cola October 26, 2003

dichotomy

The act of having a dictionary removed from a bodily cavity.

James fell off of a ladder onto a stack of books, now he needs a dichotomy

by arcan August 25, 2003

dirche

A combination of the terms "dirtbag" and "douchebag". used as a codeword by women to describe men who are scummy and have surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole.

That guy is such a total dirche I can't believe he would sleep around with all those girls when he has a girlfriend.

by lisi October 13, 2005

diche

1)more than one douche

2)A box containing 2 or more tools known as douche

"Look at all the diche in that girl's closet"

"You 3 are diche. I freaking hate you all"

by Kwanda Swanson April 14, 2008