an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.
by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018
Get the dildo dancemug. Dildo is a sex toy made out of plastic or silicon and it represents a penis. It is used mostly by younger women (and some gay guys idk lol) and its purpose is to sexually satisfy, whether it's anal, vaginal or oral satisfaction. Plural form of the word 'dildo' still remains unknown to humanity, so you should just choose which one would you like to use: dildoes, dildos or dildees. Also, it is worth mentioning that if your friends see that you have a dildo or you straight up tell them that you have a dildo, you might get weird looks. Depends on who your friends are. And it also depends on your gender. If you are male, you will get disgusted looks. But again, depends on who your friends are. And for the love of God, hide that dildo you got from your family members, cause if they notice, you will have an awkward life.
Grandma: *enters your room* Oh my lovely child! Your grandma brought you some cookies and an apple pie, your favourite!
You: Aww, thanks Grandma, you are the best!
Grandma: So how are you?
You: Well, you know, casual, I got a job recently, I'm trying my best there.
Grandma: That's really good! *looks around your room* You are still keeping that teddy bear I gave you for your 6th birthday! How lovely...
You: Yeah...
Grandma: Oh, and what's that purple thing you got there next to your teddy bear? I can't really see, let me get my glasses.
You: Grandma no.
Grandma: *puts on glasses* Alright, let's see...
You: Grandma, seriously don't.
Grandma:*realizes that you have a fucking dildo in your possession*
- You stare there awkwardly, silently letting out a *sigh* as you proceed to live a very awkward life, as you know that moment will haunt you forever. Grandma's eyes get wide and they roll up, she falls down, and proceeds to have a heart attack, stroke, and a seizure. All at the same time.
Your life just became a huge disappointment...
You: Aww, thanks Grandma, you are the best!
Grandma: So how are you?
You: Well, you know, casual, I got a job recently, I'm trying my best there.
Grandma: That's really good! *looks around your room* You are still keeping that teddy bear I gave you for your 6th birthday! How lovely...
You: Yeah...
Grandma: Oh, and what's that purple thing you got there next to your teddy bear? I can't really see, let me get my glasses.
You: Grandma no.
Grandma: *puts on glasses* Alright, let's see...
You: Grandma, seriously don't.
Grandma:*realizes that you have a fucking dildo in your possession*
- You stare there awkwardly, silently letting out a *sigh* as you proceed to live a very awkward life, as you know that moment will haunt you forever. Grandma's eyes get wide and they roll up, she falls down, and proceeds to have a heart attack, stroke, and a seizure. All at the same time.
Your life just became a huge disappointment...
by LeMurko April 28, 2020
Get the Dildomug. When one person like Paddy Roe uses a massive dildo to rub against their balls and tease their satisfaction levels. Dildo Fondling is often used by massive gay boys so Paddy fits into the description perfectly
by Wasteman412 April 27, 2020
Get the Dildo Fondlingmug. by Yourdadsgirlfriend February 25, 2022
Get the Dildomug. A person who is an asshole or loser, someone who is usually discribed as a faggot.
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
"Jeez, that kid is such a dildo chomp."
by DickWeeeeed July 14, 2014
Get the dildo chompmug. by Guesseppe October 17, 2025
Get the Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildomug. by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
Get the juicy dildomug.