Dis-a-peed

To leave a group or conversation by claiming or actually using the restroom, then not returning, to avoid boring or otherwise unwanted situations.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Steve go?
Guy 2: I dunno, he said he was going piss like twenty minutes ago.
Guy 1: That douche Dis-a-peed on us!

by M_C_Kracken! May 24, 2011

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A commonly used shortcut for the word "this", regularly used by those low-key people who are too lazy to even string up 4 letters in a word.
God did not forbid you to take an extra second out of your chatting sessions to spell properly!

Guy: Wow, dis picture is good!
Grammar Nazi: FOR THE LAST TIME ALBERT, IT'S "THIS".

by PokemonNoobLvl1 April 24, 2017

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Dis-support

Where you don’t support something

I dis-support vomiting

by Christina.. June 19, 2022

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Dis-Troyed

The act of completely fucking up a situation to a point it can not be un fucked.

Operations were trying to start up the Coker unit and with the guidance of there specialist (Troy) he completely Dis-Troyed the unit.

by Don’t get Dis-Troyed July 17, 2025

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Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.

Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.

by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024

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