Crusty

Ben is a dumbass for thinking it means mad

Ben your crusty

by Kaleb Hartley February 21, 2020

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

crusty yam sack

long hanging genitals found on rather elderly men, or anyone afflicted with scrotal calcinosis - calcium petrified zits on the balls.

Looking at the fine lines on her mature date's face, she wondered if the rest of the package was a well-preserved or if she'd have to gloss over massaging his crusty yam sack.

by Rhae Camdyn January 22, 2018

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

crusty penguin

A dirty term for the male genitalia.

Ew. He has a crusty penguin, so I would never go home with him.

by Jay Frozen August 8, 2017

Crusty Blowback

When you're simply too lazy or poor to get more tissue so you pick up some old crusty tissue out the bin to blow your nose on so you don't have to move or buy tissue.

"Hey man you still got that cold?"

"Yeah, I was so tired I had to Crusty Blowback I couldn't be bothered to get more tissue "

OR

"Fuck man I just had a wank and I had nothing to clean with so I had to Crusty Blowback!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

crusty ray charles

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.

by Fishlipss May 11, 2014