Cracker Eyes

when you think a girl with no ass looks great

that girl is so flat, you must have cracker eyes

by Stanley Tucci July 24, 2011

cracker mackin'

When a black man goes to the club looking to pick up a white girl.

Damn, look at your boy Jerome. He's cracker mackin' hard. He's been bouncing around the club all night hitting on every white girl in here!

by usmafia808 July 9, 2012

Cracker Snack

a whitetrash gossip magazine and/or conversation, specifically about topics that have nothing to do with the real world and/or deplete brain cells. See Britney Spears .

"Where's that People magazine with Britney Spears drinkin a booze on the cover? That one's my favorite Cracker Snack."

by gina8124 August 2, 2007

Cracker smacker

When you boutta beat the Poo poo out of a white kid

Boutta go full cracker smacker on joe Biden

by IHAVEABIGPEPE March 15, 2022

Cracker Party

When a group of men form a circle jerk, and finish off on crackers. The last guy to finish has to eat the crackers.

Man that party sounds worse than a sausage fest... It's gonna be a cracker party!.

by Hughe Jass August 20, 2018

John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

crackerless cracker

a white person who is all out crackers

damn there aint no saltines left!? (I'm now a crackerless cracker!)

by Caz aka cash June 17, 2011