cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

cooks

Feeling sorry for someone because something bad happened or something sad.

Nadi: I fell into the pool
Stazia: Oh cooks
Nadi: Cooks for daysss

by im ya girl March 7, 2019

cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.

Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Cooked and Ate

Meaning: To succeed at something and be beneficiary of it to the fullest.
It is a neologism that can be used informally, to congratulate someone/hype them up.

After a success
My bro "Cooked and Ate"

by retiredretardreturns January 7, 2024

Cook me

The desire to make out with someone

Girl: what do you want me to cook for dinner

Boy: cook me bbg

by Nelia_koeningzef May 9, 2024