cock-a-cola

A beverage served to a unsuspecting person(s) that has been stirred or otherwise swizelled with your cock. Not to be confused with a tea-bag-a-cola.

I made Stephanie, that loud-mouth bitch, received a well-deserved cock-a-cola

by Lank10 November 14, 2009

Cock Hero

A game where the goal is to fap to a tempo in a porn video similar to the rules of Guitar Hero making the orgasm better and more satisfying, most have levels that forbid you to cum until the end, with every level the tempo increases making it harder and harder not to cum.

Man I just can't make it past level 4 of that cock hero video, THE TEMPO IS JUST TOO FAST!

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant October 24, 2018

hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

by sam madsen July 6, 2007

cock meat

male genitalia - see bozak

Have a taste of my cock meat beeyyatch.

by The Slanguist June 11, 2003

cock

The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.

Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.

by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003

Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

by Twat twat June 25, 2007

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thee ultimate in foul language, no one can respond to this or just something you say before your about to kick someone's fuckin teeth in but you have to look real mad for it to work

i love talkin shit to people

you better stop "GLARE" or else

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uuhhh thsorry i cannt tolk

by Suicidal Alcazar August 16, 2009