Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by English colonizers to describe African cuisine that they’d try while getting hungry burning down villages

My my Frederick, what a delightful slaughter of Tanzanian people! What a pity we must now eat their Zoopy gloop cheese

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

mac and cheese

What my friends to the north call, "Kraft dinner."

I'd like to have mac and cheese for lunch.

by Quasimodo May 18, 2005

puffy cheeks

Delicious, soft skin that makes a face convex. The perfect thing for any cute girl's face. Especially asian girls have those finely crafted, perfectly rounded puffy cheeks, but they are also common among Scandinavian girls.

She has the most glorious puffy cheeks I have ever kissed! I need to kiss and squeeze them again. Oh god I am so gay for puffy cheeks. :/

by Quakeulf October 12, 2006

ass cheese

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.

I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.

by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

Cheese Nip

Those that tan in extreme excess which causes their skin to resemble this salty cheese snack.

Damn! That bitch needs to stop tanning! She looks like a cheese nip.

For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.

tan tanning cheese nip cheese sun

by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010

cauliflower cheese

As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.

Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok

by j7x November 25, 2006