goon cave

A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.

Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!

Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that

smelly goon cave of his.

Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.

by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024

pastarmi cave

Euphemism for a large, well used vagina.

Dave: So I finally banged that Daisy
Wallace: Oh at fucking last! So how was it?
Dave: Well... those rumours about her fucking a football team must be true, her pussy looked like a pastarmi cave
Wallace: Oh dear
Dave: Felt like I was fucking the grand canyon.

Wallace: Or you have a small cock.

by Pastrami Salami May 12, 2011

cave guts

a woman with a really loose vagina resembling a cave.

"hey cave guts! i heard you're suffering from a bad case of bucket cunt"

by kingpin8369 October 9, 2009

pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.

It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave

by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019

National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.

Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.

by xVampi February 27, 2025

cave

When you have no idea about the history of the world and how the world works. Because you have lived in a cave your whole life

That's so cave

by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021

cave eating

when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing

well I'm going to go cave eating

by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025