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North Carolina

The 12th U.S. state.

Despite seeming perfectly good and friendly, it is actually populated entirely by people with daddy and/or mommy issues who have either something to prove or a warrant. The general population is also irrationally afraid of hurricanes and panics every time one might come near.

A swing state, and best known for either the first successful plane from brothers Wilbur and Orville Wright in 1903 or, for some reason, Bojangles. Also the 'first in freedom' from the British. An estimated 10.49 million in population but still tons of room for forests and farmland.

If you adore pine trees, this is the place for you, because you can't go anywhere without seeing them. Just avoid the people with American flags and you'll be fine.
Person 1: Hey, did you know MrBeast is from North Carolina?

Person 2: MrBeast? Where? Oh, right.

Person 1: Did you forget about a whole state?
by Questionable Doctor December 13, 2020
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Coastal Carolina University

Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.
47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.
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Pulling a carol

When pooping yourself in the middle of a farting contest
Did you hear about bob? Him and Jim were having a farting contest and he was pulling a carol!
by Bathe-hobo November 24, 2011
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Parking North Carolina Style

Crossing the flow of traffic to park with your driver door against the curb. Illegal in almost the entire country, popular in North Carolina
The only spot is on the other side and I'm too lazy and inconsiderate to pull a u-turn, I'll just enjoy parking North Carolina style.
by Fyzbo September 26, 2014
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Camden, South Carolina

a crappy little town.
with a walmart and lowes.
supposedly "historic"
whatever.
they have historic camden. with 3 buildings. not.historic.
I went to Camden, South Carolina the other day.
was it fun.
no, dont go their.
by Margaret Williams December 9, 2008
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Carol

Carol is one kinky mother fricker. If you can think it, Carol likes it. She even likes things im sure you can't even think of. Carol is one of a kind ;)
Yo Carol! Get over here beyotch. I'm going to duct tape you to this tiger and fill your belly button with chocolate pudding and insert pickles into your ears at a rapid pace and you're going to like it.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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Caroline

caroline is a princess and like to be pampered. She hates the mud and her biggest fan is always her mama
: and then Caroline said "EW that's mud! give me my tiara!"
by zeemama December 20, 2016
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