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Often mistaken for a zoo exhibit and a breeding ground for STD’s and hepatitis. The lingering smell of the campus fish markets, often referred to as “dorms” or “school of nursing” takes some getting used to. The most common students you will find at this “university” are guys who get no pussy trying to fuck the girls who will look 50 at 25. The job market is never going to be a problem if you attend Coastal Carolina as sex workers will always be in demand.
47% of Myrtle Beach hookers graduation from Coastal Carolina University, the other 53% just went there.
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