Cake Eater

(n) A guy that gets a shit load of attention from the ladies...ladies man.

that damn cake eater is getting all the attention from those girls while we're here fuckin talkin to each other... why the hell am i talking you anyways vinny??? i want some poon tang tonight.

by dmvocals May 28, 2008

cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks August 26, 2005

cake hoover

Fat person

every fatty that costs us £££ from health probs. LOok at that cake hoover stuck in the doorway

by lootregirf May 14, 2011

cake blasted

When a cake or piece of cake is smashed in the receivers face and they are then face-fucked.

"Hey, Kevin, where's my Entenmann's chocolate cake?"
"Oh, sorry, I own you one, Steve. I cake blasted Carol last night."

by Jamon IX October 3, 2013

cake throat

A euphemism for Throat Cake that is sometimes used by the bashful when they don't want to talk about having semen in their throats, instead referring to 'cake'.

I had so much 'cake' stuck in my throat after I went up to Steve's room last night. I didn't know whether to spit it out or swallow it. I totally had cake throat.

by Deep Cakethroat December 4, 2013

Cake Sauce

Awesome or Sweet, so good you can almost taste it. A series of awesome events.

Saturday was Cake Sauce, got breakfast in bed, tickets to the game and a blow job!

by thehammer70 February 22, 2014

cake burn

Giving an enemy a cake anonymously for a special event. The burn lies in knowing that said enemy is enjoying the cake that you gave them, and hopefully one day will realize it was an enemy that gave them the cake - but they enjoyed it anyway. Thus creating a conflict. Only really funny to the cake giver.

Generally, a cake burn is executed within a competitive, business industry or environment.
Could be taken as a nice gesture.

Sally is having a ten year celebration for her law firm.

Competing law firm sends them a cake anonymously.

Sally is left wondering, "Who sent that delicious cake?"

Hilarious cake burn!

by Karl Bemanzoni March 19, 2014