Bladder Buddy

Someone who shares the same elimination cycle as you and whom you see regularly at the adjacent urinal.

Also: Bowel Buddy

Hey, Frank, you're becoming a regular bladder buddy since you passed that kidney stone.

by Ben Cain September 6, 2007

informer buddy

an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.

I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.

by Smokey McBongrip January 19, 2008

Speed Buddies

1. When you drive down a highway behind another car for a fair amount of time but feel no need to overtake it, because your speed match almost perfectly.
2. When you swim in a pool, behind or ahead another random person and neither of you feel the need to overtake one another throughout the entire session.

1. Oh damn, my speed buddy just turned away. It was rather comfortable to drive behind him. I guess now I'll have to watch my speedometer.
2. I really hope I'll find some speed buddies in the pool today, they always prevent me from resting on the edges.

by Elizabeth_Bathory August 16, 2009

Nutri-Buddies

Two or more people who are both friends and on the dietary plan Nutrisystem.

Bob:Jim what are you eating there.
Jim:(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Bob:Ohhhh Jim your on Nutrisystem. I see.

The Next Day.

Jim:Hey Bob whats that your eating.
Bob;(Hesitantly) Uh some food.
Jim:Oh my Bob your on Nutrisystem to.
Bob:Well now that the secrets out I guess were both Nutri-Buddies.

by Japan Bubbles August 27, 2009

Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.

Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.

by Slipp3ryWingedSheep October 16, 2009

Affectionate Buddies

to have an ongoing emotional and sexual relationship with another without being in a full on relationship together. the parties have been previously in a relationship with one another. the emotional attachment in this relationship is great, meaningful, and may even be love, but may not be announced publicly. the parties think about each other a great deal, and may communicate quite often. this is all in hopes getting back together in future.

feelings will include the need to; hold, see, talk, kiss, look deeply into each others eyes, caress body, run fingers through hair, fall asleep, cuddle, feed each other, love.

jane and john are dating, they break up, months after they realize they miss each other, they begin to become Affectionate Buddies in hopes to rekindle their previous relationship with one another although their love is already apparent.

by eviledwin November 17, 2011

Chill Buddy

Someone you hang out with for a while just to enjoy each others company and to see if it can lead to a Sex buddy or more in the future!

Me : I need a new chill buddy someone I can get to know
Him: So what is a chill buddy do they have sex together?
Me: No we just hangout, go places, do things together and get to know one another maybe more in the future if we get that far.

by MsOldsoul September 3, 2015