painting the town brown 

Noun; An absurdly filthy shit that mars the porcelain of a toilet bowl even after numerous flushes. This otherworldly stain usually appears in brown, but on occasion can have a cosmic quality of translucence. One who does the painting of the town in brown is often omnipotent in the realm of filthiness

"Yo, what the fuck? When Harper was in the bathroom he must have been painting the town brown. I threw up roast beef all over myself just looking at how bad he rocked the bowl."

painting the town brown by Jon Beech August 30, 2006

Brown Tie 

Your fucking a chic in the ass then you pull out and go for the tity fuck, leaving a brown skid down her chest.

Brown Tie by Nasty Pete August 15, 2003

Brown Spider 

A metaphor used to describe one's anus.

"Myra bent over too moon us. Unknowingly to her everybody saw her brown spider."

Brown Spider by JollyRoger20 February 1, 2006

cupcake brown 

An inspirational woman who went from living behind a Dumpster to becoming a top San Fransisco lawyer.

Cupcake Brown is my fav inspirational-book writer.

cupcake brown by Angelacia July 18, 2007

Brown Bagger 

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

Brown Bagger by Zclause October 23, 2008

Brown disaster 

The act of someone leaving a massive crap and a large amount of wet toilet paper in the komode and it clogs it. This happens frequently on college campuses, rest stops, restaurants, and dormitories, where janitors usually have to clean it up.

I had to go to the bathroom on the 2nd floor of my dorm hall, and I opened the stall door to find a brown disaster! It was gross.

Brown disaster by The Kentucky Yankee December 28, 2005

brown pipe 

the anal passage of a man or a woman.

i took john up the brown pipe.

brown pipe by Daniel anthony maclean August 14, 2006