boerckelation

A true statement that is phrased in a terribly awkward, yet innovative way that leads to a sudden pause that is instantly followed by roaring laughter.

Yesterday Alexander relieved himself of a boerckelation bysaying, "I don't even have a sister to kiss if I wanted to."

"Seven years? That's like a little kid's lifetime."

by junami September 10, 2009

bean blower

A crude expression meaning someone's asshole. This is made often in reference to homosexuals.

Sir Elton John loves nothing better than to get the "big fellow" right up his bean blower!

by Larryfun May 17, 2006

Intimate Boner

The act of ones erection taking place during an intimate conversation with a spouse or loved one.

"We made up, we kissed and I got an intimate boner."

by Nuccuh November 21, 2011

Raging Boner

The biggest boner of all time

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 7, 2016

airplane boner

As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.

Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...

by MisterMack May 7, 2018

random occuring boner

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room

by Tojo Hiroshita November 27, 2010

Belly Boner

A male's equivalent of a food baby. When one has consumed so much food that his stomach becomes erect.

"Ughh, dude I've got a belly boner, I shouldn't have ate so much"

by Nipl Cobra November 3, 2011