Bottle Bite (noun)
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
A tiny cut on your hand caused by screwing a metal cap back onto a liquor bottle and your skin cops it between the cap and the metal sleeve on the bottle neck. Bonus points if you need stiches,
Common Side Effects: Sudden, irrational rage at inanimate objects, involuntary profanity (usually “F#%!” or “Ya f***in’ dog!”)
A dramatic hand inspection like you’ve just been personally betrayed
Storming off to find a Band-Aid that falls off after 2 minutes cause its so fkn hot
by Suay Mak May 24, 2025
Get the Bottle Bitemug. An expression for when somebody makes a bunch of attempts but someone else working with them gets the job done
Hey Jerry, you might have gotten the reservation at that new restaurant but I really loosened the bottle cap for you when I called them twenty times first
by BottleMaster June 5, 2018
Get the Loosened the bottle capmug. by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 9, 2020
Get the Fizzy Cola Bottlemug. by FaceItYoDead August 12, 2017
Get the spunk the bottlemug. man 1: dude did u hear what julia did?
man 2:nah bro, what she do?
man 1: she let jake finger her during class
man 2: bruh she ugly asf tho
man 1: man ik, shes such a water bottle
man 2: fr bro
man 2:nah bro, what she do?
man 1: she let jake finger her during class
man 2: bruh she ugly asf tho
man 1: man ik, shes such a water bottle
man 2: fr bro
by datwackbitch February 10, 2020
Get the water bottlemug. Something that we drink from, usually made of plastic or steel. Wine bottles are more preferred because the wine inside makes you high
by british guvnah October 3, 2020
Get the Bottlemug. A cocktail made with at least one ingredient that was the final shot or other amount in its bottle. A variation on a "bartender's choice" type cocktail order, one that allows the bartender some freedom while under one key creative constraint. Obviously, not a recommended order if wait staff are slammed and / you can't actually have at least a small conversation with your bartender.
I had to explain to the waitress Tracey that a bottle-killer cocktail is any cocktail that kills (finishes off) at least one bottle in its creation.
by Kalingkaa June 20, 2022
Get the Bottle-killer cocktailmug.