Belly Boner

A male's equivalent of a food baby. When one has consumed so much food that his stomach becomes erect.

"Ughh, dude I've got a belly boner, I shouldn't have ate so much"

by Nipl Cobra November 3, 2011

elephant boner

the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.

Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.

by Joe the hoe fo show May 11, 2009

boner tuck

when you tuck your boner into your pants to avoid public indecency charges

the teacher called me up to the front of the class, but i had a boner so i had to perform a high-speed boner tuck to avoid being embarassed

by Bronoun July 26, 2005

Boner Forest

The style of having 4 to 10 guys at one place in a group, while having a very fine attractive women walking/standing by them while they chat, hang out, etc. Not knowing that every other guy is getting erect. Thus, a boner forest takes place.

Those guys are having a boner forest over their near that hot chick.

by Morfish August 26, 2010

half boner

The stage of the male erection between flacid and fully aroused.

Yo, that female's cammel toe gave me a half boner.

by Rusty Clit December 20, 2003

boner relapse

(n.) the occurence or time period of a random, unprovoked boner after masterbating.

After just masterbating, I was embarressed to have boner relapse during dinner with my mother.

by kilomanjina July 20, 2010

media boner

When the media latches onto something that they can make a big deal out of such as the swine flue even though way more people die of the regular flue every year than the swine flue. Other examples include the SARS disease and anything that is made up to be much more important or serious than it really is.

Dude 1-"God dude there is a total media boner going on about the swine flue right now."

Dude 2-"Ya no kidding as long as you don't live in a box and can go to the doctor your going to be fine."

by J Johnsonnfromdubville May 23, 2009