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Benedicticus Tovellatio 

the mass of atoms which consolidates into elements that make up the skin, flesh, bones and nervous system that creates a sense of existance and self worth, creating the illusion of a persona who has used the world wide web, or "internet" to create images that release dopamine inside of my brain, and who has chosen to speak with me on multiple occasions and entertain my feeble mind, whoms't i consider to be a person worthy of my precious time, and who i enjoy interacting with.
Benedicticus Tovellatio the First of his kind, but last of his kin :feelsokayman:
Benedicticus Tovellatio by asmonL October 13, 2018

Benedream 

The dreams which result after you take a Benadryl before bed.
Last night I had a Benedream where I was mud wrestling against my Mom, and it wasn't my mom really but my second grade teacher.
Benedream by Dandy1 November 1, 2018

Benedikt-Syndrome 

It is usually caused by an aggressive brain tumor. Leads to anxiety attacks during presentations or other forms of public speeches. Can be curred by multible slaps to the back oft the head.
This edgelord suffers from Benedikt-Syndrome.

Benedict Cumberbatch 

Large compound noun with the following meanings :
Benedict : Bened/dict : Bend your dick
Cumberbatch : Cum/er/batch : Cum in her batch
Benedict Cumberbatch then means Bend your dick, cum in her batch.
To make your girlfriend (even if you don't have one because you're probably lonely searching here) pregnant, Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benedict Cumberbatch by Tyouking January 19, 2019
Jesse Marquez is Bomedy
Bomedy by Bomedy_guy March 11, 2019
Bum Hoe Dumb Cunt
You’re such a boedunt
Boedunt by Boedunt gang March 16, 2019