mega big ass konk bit

A girl in the act being a fucking slute

That girl last night was mega big ass konk bit

by harry bal zonya February 07, 2008

throw up a little bit in my mouth

A situation that is so sickening or disgusting, it actually makes you nauseous.

The 'sexual chemistry' between Melissa and Joe Gorga in "The real housewives of New Jersey" is so fake, it makes me want to "throw up a little bit in my mouth".

by natasha83 November 13, 2013

mugging me off like a 2 bit

taking for a ride like a hooker, taking the piss out of.

He's borrowed more cash from me, he's mugging me off like a 2 bit

by Custard October 05, 2006

woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

me when

egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals February 18, 2021

bit my lip and close my eyes

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.

i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

by awesome456 May 03, 2010

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

Ass raped him just a little bit

A term used in prisons because so much of it happens there it's no longer a big dill to them. Means that you only ass raped them once or twice ect. to show them who's boss but not all the time.

The other prisoners said that they really like John so they only ass raped him just a little bit.

by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010