beef curtainitis

general swelling or inflammation of the labia or "beef curtains" as the kids are calling them these days.
beef curtainitis can be caused by various factors such as:
1. fucking too hard or too frequently
2. allergic reaction
3. getting punted in the poon
etc.

paris hilton probably has terminal beef curtainitis as a result of being constantly stuffed on by numerous, random wieners.

by vulvahammer July 9, 2010

beefer

Royal Marine ( United Kingdom forces) slang for a male homosexual

"Do you know Ginge"
"Yeah"
"He's beef"
"Ginge a beefer ?! Never"

by RGT March 21, 2007

Beef Curtains

The lips of a female's vagina.

After I got that chick drunk, I took her to my house and spread her beef curtains.

by Oliver Clozeoff July 7, 2007

beef stick

A large stick of tasty beef, usually with some type of cream filling

Bob decided to whip out his big tasty beef stick for samantha

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003

BEEESH

- a way of life
- mastering the art of laziness
- OMG, LIEK WTF?!?!? OMG ITS A DRAGON.
- do nothing, as much as you can, as often as possible.
- to be a BIATCH (or a russian stripper)

-"OMG LIEK WTF?!?!?! YOU BEEESH!!111!"
-"Sup Beeesh"

by BEEEsH January 12, 2004

beef and onion thumb

is when you insert your thumb into the womans flange and then her ass before wiping it across her upper lip leaving a trail, similar to a dirty sanchez

i gave my woman a beef and onion thumb last night now she looks like burt reynolds

by stacyt5 August 29, 2007

fuckin' beef

A fat person who is extremely overweight or just a common insult between friends.

Craig you gonna do some house work you fuckin' beef you've sat there all day.

Dan isn't eric a fuckin' beef hes such a fat bastard.

by DDPRO September 11, 2005