Piss-Bed drunk

The act of becoming intoxicated to the point of pissing your bed. The term originated in Panama City Beach Spring Break 2012 when Zack Danner got so drunk that he pissed the bed.

Hey guys, Danner got piss-bed drunk again last night. There goes our condo deposit!

by CBoyed June 17, 2012

put her to bed

Giving her what she wants in the bedroom an then gettin what I want , now she's in the room sleepin & I'm in the living room watching the game 🙌

Aye bro ima holla at y'all later I'm about go (put her to bed )

by ThugLovin May 22, 2017

fixing the bed

A Term used for parents to describe what they are doing when their child walks in on them

get out your Father is Fixing the Bed

Travis walked in on Terry and Julie Fixing the Bed

by bed fixe December 5, 2017

tosh told me to go back to bed

upon finishing your morning shower, exiting clean and ready to start the day you end up having to take a shit, ruining you fresh start and feeling the need to just head back to bed and screw the day

Taken from the one and only Daniel Tosh's standup

"My morning was already off to slow start then I get out of the shower and Tosh told me to go back to bed.

by jrr16 September 10, 2012

i'm a put you to bed

when u are gonna sex them so good u make them go to sleep

J.Holiday's song i'm a put you to bed

guy: hey gurl i can put u to bed!!
gurl: yea well see if your that good....

by carol aka buckii November 19, 2007

put it to bed

to take care of something.

Just need a conclusion on this paper. Then I can put it to bed

by Bungalow Bill November 14, 2001

Chinesse bed wetter

While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.

"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"

by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010