brandon 

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

brandon by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022

brandon 

i love him

him: omg there goes brandon

brandon by fewehtjuttyrgedws March 11, 2022

brandon 

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.

kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon

brandon by lovegreenbears March 18, 2022

Brandon 

Brandon is a guy that just plays Minecraft and Fortnite all day and says 'your mum' to about every question you have to ask him.

'Hey Brandon, what is 1+2?'
'your mum'

Brandon by The know it all guy March 21, 2022

Brandon 

Brandon is a good guy and a good friend but has been diagnosed with a bad case dandruff and not sure how much longer he has to live pray for Brandon

Hey what’s that white stuff on your head? O I just found out I have a case of Brandon

Brandon by Jytrop March 30, 2022

brandon 

a funny man who does a funny tetris (really good at it too)

SHEESH!!! DAMN!!!! LOOK AT BRANDON GO!!! WOAH MAMA!!!!

brandon by arrtgut April 2, 2022

Brandon 

Every Brandon (branden) who ever lived or is living, is either a felon, drug addict or woman
Beater. They love getting innocent girls addicted to drugs and then calling them a whore. Complete douche bags.

That poor girl must have gotten involved with brandon dile
Don’t be such a brandon and stop whining

Brandon by Lukewarmlady April 4, 2022