awkward turtle

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"

random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"

by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007

awkful

An adjective used to describe a situation that is either awfully awkward or awkwardly awful. This must be a situation in which both words are necessary, but also a situation wherein one cannot be bothered to use them both. Thus, "awkful" was born.

In a word, awkful.

by PLLbiiiiiitch March 15, 2011

Awkwiddity

- a lack of cognitive skill

- the quality of an embarrassing situation; "he sensed the awkwiddity of his proposal"

- the sensation of uncomfortable in a simple social situation by virtue of many unspoken but real factors lurking beneath the surface

- the quality of being wooden and inelegant; "he criticized the awkwiddity of the acting"; "there was a certain awkwiddity in his replies"

"he criticized the awkwiddity of the acting"; "there was a certain awkwiddity in his replies"

by Friendo Baggins December 22, 2009

Awkwardnimity

An extreme case of awkwardness such as in meeting a new group of people for the first time.

The Circle of Awkwardnimity.

We stood together in complete awkwardnimity for an hour.

by TheManWithTheWord March 4, 2010

Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.

John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.

by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010

awkwardapult

n. any kind of awkward movement especially occurs when attempting to leap over an obsticle that is not cleared completely.

Jim stupidly took the most direct route and awkwardapulted himself over a row of chairs. As a result Jim knocked over the chairs and injured himself.

In an attempt to escape the conversation about of STDs Tim awkardapulted himself away from his friend who thought to himself ''WTF?''

by gurustyle June 23, 2010

Awkwardicilious

A higher level of awkard.

For example this convo is so awkwardicilious.
Or you are so awkwardicilious.

by Tallilicious August 6, 2010