automatic

Transmission that is usually found on go-karts, lawnmowers, and chick cars. The driving demographic usually includes women, wusses, and girly men. Any man found driving an automatic transmission is subject to an ass kicking and life-term ridicule.

A real man drives a manual transmission, not an automatic.

by DaBoss November 28, 2006

Autodocumentism

Autodocumentism (in Dutch: Autodocumentisme) is a religious belief worshipping two Gods (duotheism) founded in the Netherlands by the people of Flabber. The two Gods are Jeremy Clarkson, for determining what is good and beautiful, and David Attenborough, all-knowing about our surroundings and nature.

I saw the face of Jeremy Clarkson in the bird droppings on the windshield of my V8 Vantage when I suddenly heard David Attenborough's voice saying: Autodocumentism!

by Kees Rampage February 14, 2008

Autopederast

An autopederast is a 'gifted' human male that can insert his penis into his own rectum.

Dave: "That Frank is an autopederast"
Bob: "So if you tell him to go fuck himself, he can. Ideal"

by Link January 21, 2005

canadian autobahn

Hwy 407 in the GTA

That road was built for speed, yea its the canadian autobahn

by ChrisET January 3, 2009

autopilot

When standing in front of a urinal (or a regular toilet for the private types), you release your hand(s) from your johnson in the middle of peeing, leaving it free to guide the urine to its final destination without assistance.

Commonly activated whilst texting, or more rarely, when reading.

Once his pee-stream was safely pointed in the right direction, Ignacius disengaged his hand and entered autopilot mode.

by ttelfihs nehpets August 25, 2011

autosexual

Someone who has sex with only himself or herself.

Unwilling to risk STDS, yet having not given up completely on life, she has been an autosexual since her divorce.

by mzcoyote May 24, 2010

automo-bling

1. Things that a person adds to his car to make it stand out (usually shiny). From wheels to subs to spoilers.

2. A fancy car itself. Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Lambos etc.

1. “Look at all of the automo-bling on Johnny’s car. Like $4000 rims make a Kia nice.”

2. “Did you see Fiddy’s new automo-bling? He got the new 2010 Rolls before it even hit the production line!”

by Trent Schoneweis February 22, 2008