kicks ass

Very Good at something, to be awsome at a game or activity.
kickass.

Man I kick ass at video games.

by Hooded1 January 20, 2004

Ass Span

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

by Bromania March 17, 2010

Ass Spray

A vile splattering of liquid feces on the inside of a toilet, sometimes actuated by a large fart while having diarrhea.

"Dude, flush next time will ya? I don't want to see your ass spray all over the toilet."

by 809yamaha January 26, 2010

ass pee

A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

ass laundry

The turning on of one's washing machine in order to sit on it.

Tig Notaro has done plenty of ass laundry. She created ass laundry.

by Sara Brittain May 29, 2008

Load of Ass

Phrase used to describe how lame something is.

Jim: We couldn't get tickets to the movie because we didn't have our I.D.s

Fred: Man, what a Load of Ass!

by Mak J-Bizzle October 3, 2008

Ass Mole

A mole that lives in your ass

oh my there is a mole up my ass. I shall call him Moe the Ass Mole.

by pear eater April 15, 2015