Anus Invader

Rabbits who like to invade anuses.
Like the rustle of lapping waves, the sound captured Subaru’s eardrums.
Little hops. Small, tiny bodies. The chain of overlapping chirps expanded to enormity, and even if his vision were still present, he had no desire to count them.
And, in a moment, he was sincerely glad that the only thing left to him was his ears.

Simultaneously feeling the bites of feeding teeth over all of his body, now, through the tactile and unmistakable pain, Subaru understood that he was being devoured by threats numbering in the hundreds.
He shrieked. And a surge pushed him onto his back as his throat trembled. Immediately, furry creatures dived into his opened mouth. His tongue was torn to shreds, sharp teeth flashed across the depths of his throat, ravaging everything from his esophagus to his stomach.
Inside, they collided with the others that had invaded from his rectum, and, as if descending into a competition, they devoured his organs left and right, turning Natsuki Subaru into minced feed.

It was the unmistakable sensation of being alive while living creatures shredded him from within.
Fear had already left him. There was barely any more pain. He couldn’t understand why he was still conscious.
He was being eaten. He was being eaten. His left eye was gouged out. His ears were no longer there. His organs had already been consumed, and now the skin of his face was being peeled off. A hole opened in his skull, and teeth sank into his exposed, bulging brain――

Anus Invader
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Anchovy Anus

This drunken lady wiped her snatch towards her ass and so she got anchovy anus!
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Insta-anus

When in a new relationship, the female offers the male butt sex before vaginal intercourse.
George: Hey, how are things working out with that new girl you are seeing?

Brandon: Awesome, after we got home from go-kart racing she gave me insta-anus.
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Urban Anus

An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.
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Cauliflower anus

A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter
I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.
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Jiminy Anus

The art of having anal sex and then pouring the fluids in your partners ear.
“Hey Juan I did the Jiminy Anus with Mia the other day.”

“ Andrew what fuck!”
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gay ping anus

A name for someone's whos asshole may be larger than the craters on the moon. Or for someone's whos anus took an incredible amount of time to penetrate.
Dude 1: Hey that chick over there kinda nice
Dude 2: Nah bro, her nickname is Gay Ping Anus, if y'know what I mean.

Dude 1: *Drops soap*
Dude 2: You better pick that soap up and be ready to be called Gay Ping Anus for the rest of your life.
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