Albert

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Prince Albert Poohoes

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013

Alberto Mudslide

Alberto Mudslide defines a type of feces. It is thick and sticky.

When you take a shit and you have to wipe 10 times because it is so thick and sticky you have a bad case of the Alberto Mudslides.

by Erik Dye December 14, 2005

Albertan

Albertans are residents of Alberta, Canada. They are generally annoying, driving grossly oversized trucks and bragging about their riches made on the oil field. Albertans don't have bad intentions for the most part, but when they come through your town on vacation, they often get in the way. They are terrible drivers, and for some reason think they are all truckers. They often tow large river boats behind their trucks, and are very inconsiderate of others. When fishing on the riverbank, they like to march in on your spot and act like they run the show. You can always tell an Albertan by their fishing techniques. They cast terribly, come in with all the wrong gear, and often gaff fish in the back.

Meh, whatever. Must be an Albertan.

by redneck125 August 4, 2011

Amber Rose

Amber Rose is just fabulous. Shes the sort of girl who you can just high-five, and everyone just wants to be like her. Everyone. When you see her walking down the street, she is followed by rainbows and unicorns from Atlantis. You can get your VIP ticket to 'sassy land' from 'Amber Rose'. Preach it sister.

look at her shes so trying to be a Amber Rose! no one can be like her though!

person 1: Oh i wish i could be like Amber Rose. she is F-A-B-ULOUS!

person 2: who is she?

person 1: REALLY, YOU DONT KNOW WHO SHE IS?! please... there is the door (*points to the door*).. get out.. JUST GET OUT!!!

by LOU-PAN THE AMAZING December 14, 2012

amber

a name for a particular form of L.S.D. in crystal or powder form that when broken down into liquid form has an amber color. Potency usually varies as per the chemists whim when breaking it down or laying sheets.

Dude, that Amber shit is blowing my mind.

by Bluejay420 September 16, 2006

Dirty Amber

When she farts on you during doggie style sex

That skank did a dirty Amber last night.

by Girlaffe April 21, 2020