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Alpha

Dave: Wow you see that alpha there
Bob: Bro we're not talking about the Greek alphabet
by Ilostfaithinhumanity January 18, 2023
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Alpha Chud

The term Alpha Chud is used to describe a self proclaimed "alpha" male who obviously and obsessively works to gain other perceived "alpha" mens' attention or acceptance. Typically, an alpha chud talks about the evils of "woke" culture, and often complain about female or minority leads in media. Many celebrities who speak out against "wokeness" have a large alpha chud following that will defend them online in hopes that the "alpha" in question celebrity will notice them. A herd of alpha chuds is often referred to as a "circle jerk".
I made an offhanded post about Elon Musk and woke up to a hundred alpha chuds defending him in the comments.

Steve went full alpha chud after watching the new Marvel trailer and won't stop ranting about the m-SHE-u.
by Temporary Pseudonym November 17, 2023
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peqchyy69#alpha

The alpha king, valorants best player, the hottest person alive, rich😈😈 the BEST viper main in na 😩. #alpha na last hope. #1 on the leaderboard. Got the biggest pp. better then the jay hoe
Her: uwu can I add u peqchyy68#alpha peqchyy69#alpha: yes babe
by Alpha. February 6, 2022
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Alpha Orphan

The rarely disciplined child that a single mom brings into her marriage with a betabux provider.

Usually, the product of a one-night stand or short-term fling with an alpha male who isn't in the kid's life.

Alpha Orphans are frequently mentioned in their mother's online dating profile along with the statement "My kid(s) come first".
Example 1

Keith: Dude, I was interested until I saw "Proud mom" in her profile.

Wesley: Damn... Alpha Orphans.

Example 2

Husband: Honey, we've been married 4 years now. Can we have a kid now?

Wife: No! I already have two alpha orphans.
by GraveHeretic June 11, 2020
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alpha

mean ass nibba who dosent wanna be kind to nibbas
alpha i gave u percent down

alpha: no
by anonymous July 22, 2021
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Alpha Prima

aboslute fucking chad
Person1: have you seen Alpha Prima lately?
Person 2: Yeah he's as alpha as ever, and his fucking muscles oh my god hes so fucking hot omaigad
by Alpha Prima August 20, 2019
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Alpha

Not allison.
Alpha? Oh you must be talking about someone other than allison.
by urmorher December 25, 2021
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