Skip to main content

blog about it

A phrase made famous by the American comic, Doug Stanhope.

It's properly used when replying to someone bitching/complaining about something trivial.
douche: "Pineapple Express didn't live up to my expectations. I'm glad I waited for video..."

Me: Blog about it..... ......faggot
by the0siris May 21, 2011
mugGet the blog about it mug.

Butthole Abortion

When a male or female has to defacate, and a stranger penetrates their anus with a hard or sharp object, smashing the once solid poop into a mashed up liquid mixture. Usually results in pain and inability to work or do physical activity, along with runny poop for at least a week.
Nick: Hey Joe, How's it going?
Joe: It was going good until Cameron gave me a butthole abortion.
Nick: Dude that sucks, you won't be able to start pitching for the game on Wednesday
Joe: I know, Cameron's really gonna get it this time!
by MysteryMan1947 May 14, 2013
mugGet the Butthole Abortion mug.
Related Words

Fuck about

Don't fuck about, this is not a game.
Mikey is always fucking about, he needs to get focused.
by Dazzling Dave September 29, 2013
mugGet the Fuck about mug.

Don't Worry About it

When your wife/fiance'/girlfriend/crush says this phrase it means WORRY ABOUT IT CAUSE SOMETHING IS WRONG AND SHE NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT!!
Husband: So why are you so sad all the sudden?
Wife: Don't worry about it.
by DontRegretLife October 5, 2017
mugGet the Don't Worry About it mug.

and what about it

When someone says something that should upset but you don’t care at this point
Tyler: ay yo you looking mad stoopid in that outfit

Me: and what about it
by blue.face.bby.3 May 27, 2020
mugGet the and what about it mug.

50 facts about men

21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.

22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.

26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.

28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.

29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.

30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
50 facts about men continued.
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
mugGet the 50 facts about men mug.

Mexican Abortion

When a pregnant women doesn't have enough money for a regular abortion. She goes down to mexico and gets tied up like a pinata and the little mexican children swing at her hoping that candy will come out but an unborn fetus comes out instead.
Diana had to get an abortion, but she didn't have enough money so, she went down to mexico and had a Mexican Abortion.
by Tankin January 6, 2008
mugGet the Mexican Abortion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email