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Window of Enthusiasm

A male phenomenon. The 'Window of Enthusiasm' is a period of allotted time within which one can be bothered. Usually proceeding a reward or promise from one's partner or lover; eg. sex or OK'd to view a sporting event.
Jed was more than happy to clear the guttering on this occasion. Shirley had promised him full sex that evening - should he complete this one task. Jed is well within the 'Window of Enthusiasm', and will be getting his end-away tonight.
by On the Buses November 23, 2020
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window chopper

An individual who is always talking about his/her adventures with the opposite sex, but never actually talks TO said opposite sex
Man, Bob's always talking about girls but I've never actually seen him WITH one, he is such a Window Chopper
by asi007 January 23, 2007
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window of inopportunity

A period of time when something cannot be done. Antonym of "window of opportunity". A slightly sarcastic phrase drawing on its opposite meaning of a common phrase.
We dont have data for May, thats a huge hole in our marketing campaign. May is a window of inopportunity!
by Savalkan June 13, 2008
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Windows Vista

One of the most crappiest computer systems in the world.

For most flash games and Youtube videos, it requires you to constantly move your mouse to continue watching the video without it freezing up. The computer may also freeze up at many points and occasions. It's an opperating system you dont want to have.
Guy 1) What is better? Windows Vista or 7?

Guy 2) 7.

Guy 1) Why?

Guy 2) Because Vista is bullshit.
by Teslarossa November 16, 2013
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Windows 12

Codenamed "Next Valley", is to be released in 2024 by Microsoft.
Microsoft returned to a 3-year development cycle, and therefore Windows 12 may be released.
by PCRepairTech December 20, 2022
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window booty

When female sits in the window of a vehicle door with her ass hanging outside of car for sexual reasons
Man you haven't had no booty until you try some window booty
by Turtletoes May 23, 2018
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Windows XP

Back then: one of the best operating systems on the market.

Currently: one of the most overrated old Windows operating systems.

It was as great as it could've been at the time, that's all I can say. But the cartoon-ish blue GUI was no doubt very outdated compared to the more refined Aero UI of Windows 7 (and Vista).

Windows XP didn't really give me fond memories as a child (6-9 y/o), but Win 7 sure did (10-12 y/o).
No one:

Me: Windows XP was meh, but Windows 7 was awesome
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