Simple Willy

to get a blowjob from a random girl. straight blowjob, no bullshit. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol' blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said blowjob for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple willy otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.

Steve- "hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?"

Frank- "yeah dude she gave me a simple willy"

Steve- "you son of a bitch thats random"

Frank- "i know"

by duckfudger October 11, 2011

chug willis

a native american that drinks alcohol in a Bruce Willis Die Hard way

Take a look at fucking chug willis over there.

by 64728 June 5, 2008

Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

willy milk

The white elixor a man shoots out the head his penis during sexual activity when he achieves orgasm. The willy milk will usually be spilled on the female's face or titty as the man will usually avoid the vagine as not to get stuck paying child support. shit dawg.

"Baby I got ur willy milk right here in these big ass balls, why don't get on ur knees and take a sip"

by DANKUSMALFOY October 4, 2020

Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Kitty willy

After finger blasting a bitch you proceed to place the moistened finger into her ear or any nearby ear

I went to Zubar had a hot pocket then gave a bitch a kitty willy. pussy

by jlumz September 5, 2016

Willy Tricks

Tricks done with the male genitals, for example, the willy stand, the willy flip, the willy flop, the willy spin.
There are willy trick championships, with the current high score being held by The Willy Trickster. Other well known competitors include: The Willy King, and Madam Willy

Look at the frogman doing his fancy willy tricks.

by The Griggman September 18, 2016